Thursday, May 14, 2009

Family Jewels


Let me set the scene for you…

INT. CAR – AFTERNOON

O’Neill casually waits in her double parked car unwinding a bit to the radio.

O’NEILL

(mindlessly)

Birthday sex… Birthday sex…


A beat.


The back door flies open.


CURLS, a scrawny mop of blonde curls, scrambles into the backseat. He chucks his backpack and lunchbox in post school frustration.

O’Neill immediately reaches for the radio and shuts it off.


INNER O’NEILL

Songs about gifts in the form of sexual favors not exactly Disney approved.


O’NEILL

Hey Buddy! How was school?


CURLS

Eh.


INNER O’NEILL

Uh-oh.


O’NEILL
Just “eh”?


CURLS

Yup.


O’NEILL

Any reason?


Curls shrugs and listlessly stares out the window.


A beat.


O’Neill glances back through the rear view mirror and notices that the collar of his shirt is ripped.


INNNER O’NEILL

Hold the phone…


O’NEILL

What happened to your shirt?


CURLS

Brian.


O’NEILL

Brian?


CURLS

Yeah. Brian.


O’NEILL

And Brian is…?


CURLS

(frustrated)

Brian. He’s just Brian.


INNER O’NEILL
Any chance Brian’s full name is “Brian the Bully”?


O’NEILL

Does Brian do stuff like that a lot?


CURLS

Sometimes.


O’NEILL

Does your mom know?

Curls just shrugs.


O’NEILL

And your teacher?

Curls double shrugs.


INNER O’NEILL
Ah. The “shrug” tactic. Deflecting awkward conversations since 1955.


O’NEILL

Let me guess… Brian likes to pick on you?


CURLS

(quietly)

Sometimes.


O’Neill lets out a little sigh. She locks eyes with Curls through the rear view mirror.


O’NEILL
Wanna know a secret?


CURLS

I guess.


O’NEILL

Brian’s an idiot.


CURLS

No. He’s not.


O’NEILL

Yes. He is.


CURL

But he’s bigger than me.


O’NEILL

So? One day you and that amazing brain of yours are going to rule the world. And people like Brian? Well he’s never gonna to amount to anything more than a glorified garbage man.


CURLS

Really?


O’NEILL

Totally.

(pause)

But in the meantime, if he ever lays a hand on you again then I want you to kick him as hard are you can in the nuts and run like hell. Ok Buddy?


CURLS

(giggling)

Cool.


O’Neill can’t help but smile at this.


INNER O’NEILL

I love my job.

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