tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993813632712108232024-03-05T03:27:15.927-08:00Life,Scripted... Cause life can be stranger than fiction.O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-17510460352386557942009-06-09T07:08:00.000-07:002009-06-09T07:19:18.597-07:00Me, Myself, and I<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPHv5ssuxQxsC42y44Uq-00D5ujczzGq5BwJgqSKQQ4N5Gc2JDIpvCv80voC3UACtgNvCP2d5p6l1s94RrO6V2cV0gItUZcm219jEE4RCoWo4AsymnVe6P2EAVP3QF4dD4bxIJXJCnAK4L/s1600-h/237925679_e8314a445a.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPHv5ssuxQxsC42y44Uq-00D5ujczzGq5BwJgqSKQQ4N5Gc2JDIpvCv80voC3UACtgNvCP2d5p6l1s94RrO6V2cV0gItUZcm219jEE4RCoWo4AsymnVe6P2EAVP3QF4dD4bxIJXJCnAK4L/s200/237925679_e8314a445a.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345330428083607826" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Let me set the scene for you…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">EXT. WOODS – EARLY MORNING</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’Neill is jogging down a dense wooded path sweaty and slightly out of breath.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">From the glistening dew in the faint rays of sunlight it’s clear that it’s too early for anyone to be up, yet alone exercising.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Can we talk?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Nope.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I know what you’re gonna say.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Well I’m gonna say it anyway.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">You’re nuts!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I need to run.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Run, yes.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">At 6 am?</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">No.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">When else am I supposed to do it?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">After work?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Right.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Running in the dark… Deep in the woods… Might as well put my face on a milk carton now.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">A beat.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’Neill picks up the pace as the path inclines.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">She’s hurting but showing no signs of slowing down.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Ok.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">That’s it.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">You’re insane!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">(Pause)</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Slow down.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Nope.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">(Pause) </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I need to blow off some steam.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Agreed. </span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">But why can’t you alleviate your stress with alcohol or take-out like a normal human being?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Cause I need the exercise.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">That’s why God invented gyms.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><i><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">A beat.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Enough already!</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Can we at least take a break at the Bridge?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL<br />No time.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Bullshit.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL<br />I need to shower.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL<br />No you don’t.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Who’s in charge here?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">C’mon.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">You know you want to.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">You can relax with the waterfall and the ducks and tiny rapids….</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">(annoyed)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">No.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">C’mon… PLEEEEEEEEASE!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">(fed-up)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Fine!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Suddenly, O’Neill notices a little old ASAIN WOMAN 20 feet away staring at her… Busted.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’Neill flashes a friendly, “I’m completely normal even though I was just arguing with myself” smile as the Asian woman walks on by.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">A beat.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align: justify"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Ugh.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Yup.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Totally nuts.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p>O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-48635956426821434272009-05-27T06:33:00.000-07:002009-05-27T06:45:27.812-07:00Gather Two of Every Animal!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinDrUwmYF1yoYboR2OvE2-8QdeLr_EWreIwlzpYDinf60Gq1mX6Re31STtbmi8ohqOb80EHYXygf9whmlvjg812FaIfLMs6WJR-3zYvpG2QI4y5TeGNNrw_L8UxRRFm-BwfruIge81tWxC/s1600-h/crying_girl.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 193px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinDrUwmYF1yoYboR2OvE2-8QdeLr_EWreIwlzpYDinf60Gq1mX6Re31STtbmi8ohqOb80EHYXygf9whmlvjg812FaIfLMs6WJR-3zYvpG2QI4y5TeGNNrw_L8UxRRFm-BwfruIge81tWxC/s200/crying_girl.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340497768873544082" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Let me set the scene for you…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INT. SWANKY BAR – NIGHT</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">A dimly lit upscale bat cave of a bar semi-populated with ex Wall St causalities.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’Neill hangs out at the bar, building a mini fort out of cocktail napkins, olives, cherries, and toothpicks.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Boredom is an understatement.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS (O.S.)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">My boyfriend used to do that.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’Neill snaps out of her olive and cherries veranda daydream and notices…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Tiny, bird-like waif of a girl.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Undoubtedly, her purse weighs ten pounds more than she does.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Well, olives and toothpicks do make a great impromptu Lego set.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Huh?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Oh. This is going to be painful.</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Nevermind.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">You waiting for your boyfriend?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL<br />Nice try but wrong gender.</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Friend.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Ah.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I hate having to wait.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Trevor.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">That’s my boyfriend—or was my boyfriend—used to make me wait all of the time.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL<br />Not taking the bait.</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Trevor.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">My ex … or semi-ex… or whatever… just couldn’t be on time to save his life.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Five. Ten. </span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Twenty minutes late.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Nope. Not going to ask. Nope… Nope… Nope…</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">…And it was never his fault either. Oh no.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">It was always “Sorry baby.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Traffic sucked”.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I just want to build my fortress of “Olivetude” in peace and quiet.</span></i><span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></i></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Is that too much to ask?</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’Neill starts to say something but suddenly stops.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">She catches sight of the glimmer of tears in Waterworks eyes.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL<br />@#@#^&^$#@$!!!</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></i></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">(on the verge of tears)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">He was even late for our anniversary.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Two hours.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Two freaking hours I sat alone at Nobu.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Like a total loser.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">(pause)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">The waiter even asked me if I had been stood up.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Do you believe that??</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Waterworks chokes up.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">She can’t fight the oncoming flood of tears.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNNER O’NEILL</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Mayday! Mayday!</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Waterworks snatches the cocktail napkin roof from O’Neill’s fort and blots her eyes.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">The fort crumples into a mess of olives and cherries.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL<br />No!!!!</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Sorry.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I don’t normally get like this.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’Neill lets out a sigh and offers Waterworks another napkin.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">That’s ok.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Break ups are never easy.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">(sobbing into napkin)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Uh-huh… I… just… miss… him…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Waterworks dives straight into O’Neill’s shoulder, forcing O’Neill to comfort her.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL<br />Awkward. Party of one.</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">A beat.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’NEILL</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">When did he leave?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Waterworks immediately pulls back in shock.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">He?</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Leave me? Ha!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">O’Neill stares at Waterworks in utter confusion as she quickly puts herself back together.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Not a single sign of a tear anywhere.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">WATERWORKS</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">I break up with men.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Men do not break up with me.</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Period.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">With that Waterworks disappears back into the bar crowd.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:center"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">INNER O’NEILL<br />Check please!</span></i></p>O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-72353525856953390492009-05-14T08:45:00.000-07:002009-05-14T09:00:42.306-07:00Family Jewels<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3P12Pd3YiVNnnao1RZ73u23n-2UL3fhRYzNcK8HT0JT_MaqcOMDiozDxEMyiGiF3e3xE5KrhZQwltWpAMnp_d8c6Roq7S-8V_7vLJguH6nOGIBb42BPqbU-XDUneksEjCTHS9U87-3DrF/s1600-h/080125-bully-vmed1pwidec.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 152px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3P12Pd3YiVNnnao1RZ73u23n-2UL3fhRYzNcK8HT0JT_MaqcOMDiozDxEMyiGiF3e3xE5KrhZQwltWpAMnp_d8c6Roq7S-8V_7vLJguH6nOGIBb42BPqbU-XDUneksEjCTHS9U87-3DrF/s200/080125-bully-vmed1pwidec.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335707471633498002" border="0" /></a>
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CAR – AFTERNOON</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill casually waits in her double parked car unwinding a bit to the radio.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">(mindlessly)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Birthday sex… Birthday sex…</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The back door flies open.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">CURLS, a scrawny mop of blonde curls, scrambles into the backseat.<span style=""> </span>He chucks his backpack and lunchbox in post school frustration.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill immediately reaches for the radio and shuts it off.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Songs about gifts in the form of sexual favors not exactly Disney approved.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Hey Buddy!<span style=""> </span>How was school?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Eh.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Uh-oh.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />Just “eh”?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yup.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Any reason?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Curls shrugs and listlessly stares out the window.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill glances back through the rear view mirror and notices that the collar of his shirt is ripped.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Hold the phone…<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What happened to your shirt?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Brian.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Brian?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah.<span style=""> </span>Brian.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">And Brian is…?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(frustrated)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Brian.<span style=""> </span>He’s just Brian.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Any chance Brian’s full name is “Brian the Bully”?<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Does Brian do stuff like that a lot?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sometimes.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Does your mom know?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Curls just shrugs.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">And your teacher?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Curls double shrugs.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Ah.<span style=""> </span>The “shrug” tactic.<span style=""> </span>Deflecting awkward conversations since 1955.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Let me guess… Brian likes to pick on you?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(quietly)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sometimes.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill lets out a little sigh.<span style=""> </span>She locks eyes with Curls through the rear view mirror.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />Wanna know a secret?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I guess.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Brian’s an idiot.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">No.<span style=""> </span>He’s not.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yes.<span style=""> </span>He is.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">But he’s bigger than me.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">So?<span style=""> </span>One day you and that amazing brain of yours are going to rule the world.<span style=""> </span>And people like Brian?<span style=""> </span>Well he’s never gonna to amount to anything more than a glorified garbage man.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Really?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Totally.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">But in the meantime, if he ever lays a hand on you again then I want you to kick him as hard are you can in the nuts and run like hell.<span style=""> </span>Ok Buddy?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CURLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(giggling)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Cool.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill can’t help but smile at this.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >I love my job.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-86323060647820828482009-05-06T05:49:00.000-07:002009-05-06T05:53:43.770-07:00No Really. I'm Done...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7Ft5wv8AQr6W1t6_nESDQjchW96kp5pbfpvURbayJdV6a_fce6yFd98HfeBGlDHg9dLY53SRAryTDSrPZTQa_NKaSc5U0ifKnOpgYLHMOo2VWDLd_7_suqdSspxPTRfvU_5IPj5cpPERS/s1600-h/3131834929_b0d81ace9a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7Ft5wv8AQr6W1t6_nESDQjchW96kp5pbfpvURbayJdV6a_fce6yFd98HfeBGlDHg9dLY53SRAryTDSrPZTQa_NKaSc5U0ifKnOpgYLHMOo2VWDLd_7_suqdSspxPTRfvU_5IPj5cpPERS/s200/3131834929_b0d81ace9a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332692868732341554" border="0" /></a>
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mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" face="georgia" class="MsoNormal">Let me set the scene for you…</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">INT. CLUBHOUSE – NIGHT</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill and BK are camped out at a table near the back of the bar steadily making their way through a pitcher and a basket of wings.<span style=""> </span>Clearly, it’s one of those types of night.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">I’m done.<span style=""> </span>Completely 100% done.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Right.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I’m dead serious.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Quick question… Do you spell serious C-O-R-O-N-A or S-T-E-L-L-A?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">No. I believe you.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">No more girls. Not a single one.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Self imposed celibacy?<span style=""> </span>That’s got a shelf life of two to three days.<span style=""> </span>Four tops.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I’m done with all their bullshit.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Jamie and I have been breaking-up for over a month now.<span style=""> </span>A month.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Four months.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">And it’s still not over. She was supposed to just swing by last night, pick up her shit, and leave.<span style=""> </span>But did that happen?<span style=""> </span>No.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">I’ll take Good-bye Sex for $400, Alex.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Give it time.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Dude, I gave it time.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I know I’ve said this before—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">After Laura.<span style=""> </span>And Hailey.<span style=""> </span>And Kelly.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">But I really mean it this time.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Stacy, Devon, Andrea…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">125% done!</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">CELL PHONE rings.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">BK flips her phone open and checks the screen.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(embarrassed)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">It’s um…
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Go call her.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Thanks. Be back in five.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill watches as BK disappears into the bar crowd, cell phone pressed against her ear.<span style=""> </span>She pours herself another glass from the pitcher.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">(Smiling)<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >So not done.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-90605795408858918452009-04-29T06:41:00.000-07:002009-04-29T06:50:03.917-07:0099th<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-bdQWpiAIXDTMrK8raovAyG1kmy_Vy2ty2r7USSE6KuEaHdVJ7hN2J-f8gGnYjPkS9qs4HeyXf18yGg3eNtwf25wVCOTWbQP9a2oXKe5xSaeqMpt2-pcfNmCqhn-2ZQAJM3MGBQnloyqC/s1600-h/529113~Little-Boy-Playing-on-a-Jungle-Gym-at-the-Park-Posters.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-bdQWpiAIXDTMrK8raovAyG1kmy_Vy2ty2r7USSE6KuEaHdVJ7hN2J-f8gGnYjPkS9qs4HeyXf18yGg3eNtwf25wVCOTWbQP9a2oXKe5xSaeqMpt2-pcfNmCqhn-2ZQAJM3MGBQnloyqC/s200/529113~Little-Boy-Playing-on-a-Jungle-Gym-at-the-Park-Posters.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330108755427346658" border="0" /></a>
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rgb(255, 255, 255);" face="georgia" class="MsoNormal">EXT. PLAYGROUND – DAY</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal">Every inch of the sprawling metal Picasso like structure is crawling with children.<span style=""> </span>Short ones.<span style=""> </span>Chubby ones.<span style=""> </span>Ones who should be popping Ridillin.</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill sits off to the side working on a crossword puzzle.<span style=""> </span>Every so often she glances up to check on an rambunctious boy with a mop of unruly curls. <span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y. (O.S.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Is this seat taken?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill looks up to find---</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">MOM OF THE YEAR hovering around the other half of the bench.<span style=""> </span>In shape, stylish, and equipped with all the latest and greatest child wrangling gadgets, she clearly views being a stay at home as an Olympic sport.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Nope.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill moves her bag over and M.O.T.Y. takes the seat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Which one is yours?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: georgia;" align="center">(pointing towards the slide)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: georgia;" align="center">The one over there in the red hoodies.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">Cute.<span style=""> </span>He takes after his father, right?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Oh please… Really?<span style=""> </span>He’s nine, lady!<span style=""> </span>I’m old but not THAT old.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill flashes a friendly “please let this be a brief convo” smile.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I’m just babysitting.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Oh!<span style=""> </span>Of course you are!<span style=""> </span>I was going to say… So young looking.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Kudos!<span style=""> </span>Took you less than 3 seconds to remove your foot from your mouth.<span style=""> </span>A new playground record!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">So do you mind me asking?<span style=""> </span>What activities is your little Munkin involved in?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Um—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Because my Richie—the adorable one over there near the sandbox—he’s all over the place.<span style=""> </span>Karate.<span style=""> </span>Debate. Soccer.<span style=""> </span>Acting.<span style=""> </span>Spanish lessons.<span style=""> </span>Nothing seems to be enough of a challenge for him.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />And the award for over parenting goes to…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I think he plays Baseball.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(shocked)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">That’s it?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Well, he also moonlights as a neuro-surgeon but that’s nothing to really brag about.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Pretty much.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">God that must be so nice! <span style=""> </span>We thought about cutting back on Richie’s schedule but his academic planner advised against it. I know he’s only in elementary school but it’s never too late to start thinking about college.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Why not?<span style=""> </span>The SATs has a finger painting section, right?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Uh-huh.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Infact we’ve already had to start looking into Prep schools. Richie recently tested in the 99<sup>th</sup> <span style=""> </span>percentile for his age. Do you believe that?<span style=""> </span>99<sup>th</sup> .</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">They want to skip him a grade or two but I’m just so hesitant to say ok. Really worried about the repercussions.<span style=""> </span>You know, socially speaking.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill glances over at Richie who is scooping up handful of gravel and shoving it into his mouth.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">99<sup>th</sup> huh?<span style=""> </span>Is that actual or intellectual age?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">So what does your little one excel in?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Richie starts spitting out the gravel like a human machine gun.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’Neill</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(motioning to Richie)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Um… Not that.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">M.O.T.Y. looks over in abject horror.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">M.O.T.Y.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Jesus!<span style=""> </span>Richard!<span style=""> </span>Not again!</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">M.O.T.Y. instantly leaps off the bench and races towards Richie.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><span style="font-family:georgia;">INNER O’NEILL</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >I’d hold off on Harvard if I were you.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-58135248151181611422009-04-22T05:18:00.000-07:002009-04-22T06:06:58.653-07:00Excuse Me...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6WTqSWk8jjhyphenhyphenGdLnwTXwxyWaGh_JWj3bw9zIWwoeHHbSk7v0Hw01r8Pi4uhMaUv6GpsxqWanGgc6VJUBnJRTG2OFJTY2dtAMEzRyr3ntwDaeUbX8ZN2qWEobT1e5uRi9zw-S7uWpaNA0e/s1600-h/2329446683_22bb64e80f.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 133px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6WTqSWk8jjhyphenhyphenGdLnwTXwxyWaGh_JWj3bw9zIWwoeHHbSk7v0Hw01r8Pi4uhMaUv6GpsxqWanGgc6VJUBnJRTG2OFJTY2dtAMEzRyr3ntwDaeUbX8ZN2qWEobT1e5uRi9zw-S7uWpaNA0e/s200/2329446683_22bb64e80f.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327490474151768930" border="0" /></a>
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SUBWAY – DAY</p> <p face="georgia" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Semi-packed car filled with the standard New Yorkers and “I Heart NYC” tourists alike.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill sits in the dead center of a bench somewhat lost in the depths of her iPod.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">A beat.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Doors open and instantly there’s a steady stream of human cattle.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Enter THE SMOTHERER.<span style=""> </span>Preppy, decked out in khaki, and wearing the standard country club issued matching pearl earrings and necklace combo.<span style=""> </span>She’s Miss J Crew.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">The Smotherer parks herself right next to O’Neill.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill starts to shift but is suddenly sandwiched by—</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">NEVER CALLS.<span style=""> </span>Beefy and sulking beneath an old Yankees cap, he’s got the look of a guy on his very last nerve.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">THE SMOTHERER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">For the record, I’m not talking to you.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />(confused)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Excuse me?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NEVER CALLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Fine.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Oh you’ve got to be kidding me…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">O’Neill desperately searches the car for another available seat.<span style=""> </span>Nothing.<span style=""> </span>She’s stuck.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Only two more stops.<span style=""> </span>Not too bad.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE SMOTHER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You could’ve at least called.<span style=""> </span>That’s all I’m saying.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NEVER CALLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(sarcastically)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Thought you weren't talking to me?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Apparently she is cause she isn’t talking to me.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE SMOTHER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Ugh!<span style=""> </span>This is what I’ve been talking about!<span style=""> </span>So childish.<span style=""> </span>Can’t we talk like two grown adults for once?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NEVER CALLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(mocking)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You’re childish.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Infuriated, The Smother presses in closer, squeezing O’Neill in the process.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Good-bye personal space.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Excuse…</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE SMOTHER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">And another thing.<span style=""> </span>I know that was her number on your phone.<span style=""> </span>Don’t lie.<span style=""> </span>It was so her.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NEVER CALLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Jesus!</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">I second that!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE SMOTHER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">If you just want to break up with me then go ahead and do it.<span style=""> </span>I’m so sick of your shit.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NEVER CALLS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(Under his breath)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Drama queen.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">This is the final straw.<span style=""> </span>The Smother stretches herself completely over O’Neill using her thigh as an arm rest.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE SMOTHER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">We are done!<span style=""> </span>You hear me?<span style=""> </span>Done.<span style=""> </span>Over.<span style=""> </span>Through! I don’t want to see you, hear you, or even look at you ever again! I’m—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Subway stops.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">EXCUSE ME!</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill forcibly sends The Smotherer back to her side as she pries herself off of the seat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE SMOTHER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">God!<span style=""> </span>You don’t have to be so rude.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill catches Never Calls eyes.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(to Never Calls)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Friendly piece of advice, buddy…Run.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-84087909384988151302009-04-16T06:11:00.000-07:002009-04-16T06:34:14.593-07:00Stay Tuned...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig-eoJscQJWWTSm_v8bY0VZBr3bI6kbno_d3N8pGp6n7qzJZLlDCFSFzUgrBP6WH3eMH1_B2UPMbhATEzgClF2xG0IuORNMJLYvViWCzPfzy_p7bdxXdMgQCiyKT44a68RxC9wPDAuBUQU/s1600-h/earth-graphics-200_1080068a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig-eoJscQJWWTSm_v8bY0VZBr3bI6kbno_d3N8pGp6n7qzJZLlDCFSFzUgrBP6WH3eMH1_B2UPMbhATEzgClF2xG0IuORNMJLYvViWCzPfzy_p7bdxXdMgQCiyKT44a68RxC9wPDAuBUQU/s200/earth-graphics-200_1080068a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325281831428919810" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >... My real life has been getting in the way lately (in a great/wonderful/ can't stop smiling sorta way) and has been causing some writer's block of epic proportion. I promise, though, a new post is coming asap!<br /><br />In the meantime, here's the first few pages of a tv pilot I've been working on called The Mean Club. Enjoy!<br /><br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">COLD OPEN</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >INT. KITCHEN, DINING HALL - NIGHT<br /><br />Industrial style kitchen cloaked with heavy moonlit shadows.<br /><br />JACKIE “HANLEY” MICHAELS (20). Hint of freckle. Ponytail with stray pieces. She’s a typical girl next door. Hanley stands frozen, eyes locked upon--<br /><br />A massive TUB OF CRISCO.<br /><br />The WALKIE TALKIE hanging off of Hanley’s sweatpants CRACKLES.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KARA (O.S.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">(through Walkie Talkie)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Hanley? Hanley?! C’mon already. Just do it. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Slowly, Hanley extends her hand, never once taking her eyes off of the Crisco.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">You might be wondering why I’m in the middle of a kitchen, in the dead of night, about to get up close and personal with a vat of Crisco...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(to herself)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">You can do this... You can totally do this...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Hanley inhaled deeply, closes her eyes, and--<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">SQUELCH. Hanley plunges her hand into the Crisco.<br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >FREEZE on Hanley’s disgusted face.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Yup. So am I.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >END OF COLD OPEN</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >ACT I</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >EXT. CENTRAL CAMP, CAMP BIG ELK - MORNING<br /><br />Beautiful, early morning calm. Dew glistening off of the bunks, pagodas, and clusters of pine trees. It’s a Thomas KinKade painting brought to life.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">CUT TO:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >INT. CAMP OFFICE -MOMENTS LATER<br /><br />A strange blend of rustic with state of the art office equipment.<br /><br />CHYRON READS “Two days earlier”.<br /><br />JUDY SHWARTZ (60’s), gaudy Jewish grandmother drenched in every shade of pink known to man, shuffles into the office. She’s perky-- too perky for this hour in the morning.<br /><br />Judy heads straight towards the PA SYSTEM, reaches into a draw and pulls out BARRY MANALOW’S GREATEST HITS CD.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">CUT TO:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >INT. BUNK V - MORNING<br /><br />A pre-teen pig sty. Platform shoes, designer jeans, and halters as far as the eye can see.<br /><br />KARA WILSON (20), a no nonsense tomboy, lays spread eagle on her bed, dead to the world.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">This is Kara Wilson. She’s loud, rowdy, and the sole reason I flinch at the mere mention of Push Pops.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Suddenly--<br /><br />COPA CABANA blares over the PA system at mind splitting levels.<br /><br />Kara jolts awake, flips out of bed and--<br /><br />SMACK. She gets a face full of floor.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Oh yeah. And she also happens to be my very best friend.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >PHOTOS<br /><br />A quick series of photos of Hanley and Kara throughout the years. They stand in the same exact positions with only the backgrounds and outfits changing.<br /><br />ON KARA<br /><br />Kara sits up, rubbing the newly forming knot on her forehead, and surveys the bunk.<br />In every bed a PRETEEN COUPLE plays an intense game of tonsil hockey. None are least bit concerned that it’s morning.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KARA (CONT’D)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">What the hell?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Kara storms across the bunk, eyes honed in on--<br /><br />ALI MILLER (21), a future republican’s wife, peacefully sleeps with an EYE MASK on. And it’s no accident. The eye mask perfectly matches her bed spread.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KARA (CONT’D)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Miller! Miller, get your ass out of bed and give me a freakin’ hand here.</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Miller stirs, but doesn’t take her mask off.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">MILLER</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">You know my rule. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KARA</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(angry)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">It won’t kill ya to get your ass out of bed before reveille's over.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Kara turns back around--<br /><br />The Preteen Couples have finally moved out of their beds, but are still groping like drunken twister players.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KARA</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Jesus.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >FREEZE on Kara’s annoyed face.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Now, I know what you’re thinking. Kara’s really got a raw deal with her campers.</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(pause)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">But here’s the thing...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">CUT TO:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >INT. BUNK F - DAY<br /><br />Hanley (12), wide eyed and guilty, is being interrogated by a FRAZZLED COUNSELOR.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">FRAZZLED COUNSELOR</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(demanding)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">For the last time. Where’s Kara??</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Um... The roof?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">FRAZZLED COUNSELOR</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">The roof?!</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KARA (O.S.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">TOWANDA!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >CRASH! The Frazzled Counselor eyes widen in horror.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> The bushes?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">CUT TO:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >EXT. BUNK V - CONTINUOUS<br /><br />Kara manhandles TWO BOYS off of the bunk porch.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KARA</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(sarcastically)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">--I better see some freakin’ Benjamins next time, or find yourself another whorehouse! </span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Just as Kara finishes her sentence, she look up to find--</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >ROBIN MAGER “MAGE” (mid 30’s), a bulldog of a woman, glaring right back at her... Busted.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">It’s really just Karma biting her in the ass.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">CUT TO:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >INT. KATE BROOKS CONDO - MORNING<br /><br />It’s a one room, bunk style condo. Make-shift furniture. A trail of last night’s clothes leads to the bed.<br /><br />OAKES (23), an androgynous hipster, slips out from beneath the covers and collects her clothes.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">See the one who’s about to pull a bag and bail? That’s Oakes. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >KATE BROOKS (25), petite and bird-like, peacefully asleep on the other side of the bed.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">And the one who’s about to be bailed on? That’s Kate Brooks. </span><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">(pause)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">She’s head of the junior girls’ division and Oakes’ soon to be ex-girlfriend. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Oakes slips on her jeans and quietly tip toes towards the door.<br /><br />SQUEAK!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OAKES</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(under her breath)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Shit.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KATE</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">You’re leaving?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OAKES</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Reveille went off. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KATE</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">So?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OAKES</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I’ve gotta get back. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KATE</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">What about Hanely?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OAKES</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">She’s covered me three times already.</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">(pause)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I’ll swing by during my off period. </span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">In the two short summers that Oakes has been here, she’s become a camp legend of sorts. </span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(pause)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Campers idolize her. The guys think she’s cool. And the girls... Well there’s just no word to describe it.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KATE</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">That’s it? </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Oakes stops and lets out a sigh. This is the last thing she wants to be talking about.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OAKES</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Can’t we talk about this later?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">KATE</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">There isn’t going to be a later.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OAKES</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">What? </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Freeze on Oakes stunned face.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">But like all legends, Oakes has a major Achille’s heel.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">CUT TO:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >INT. DINNING HALL - DAY<br /><br />Oakes strolls up from behind an adorable RED HEAD and gives her tray a once over.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OAKES</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sausages? Too bad. I was guessing you were more of a melon type of girl.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >The Red Head blushes and lets out a flirtatious giggle.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">CUT TO:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >INT. BAR - NIGHT<br /><br />Oakes and the Read Head prepares to do a round of TEQUILA SHOTS.<br /><br />The Red Head Counselor licks her hand, sprinkles the salt, and then hands the shaker off to Oakes.<br /><br />Oakes, though, reaches over, licks the Red Head Counselor’s neck in a slow, sensual pattern, and then gently applies the salt. She couldn’t any get closer to foreplay if she tried.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: right; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">CUT TO:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >EXT. KATE BROOKS CONDO - MOMENTS LATER<br /><br />Oakes storms out of the condo.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OAKES </span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">(shouting)</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Screw you! I’ve got vibrators that give better orgasms!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Oakes turns back around and comes face to face with--<br /><br />A crowd of wide eyed JUNIOR CAMPERS (5 to 10 yrs old). They’ve have heard every last word.<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >HANLEY (V.O.)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >She can’t do monogamy. </span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div>O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-84769586899244889062009-04-08T18:04:00.000-07:002009-04-08T18:11:02.185-07:00If You Can Dodge A Wrench...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiptq-ULJGaLcOXswH5i2JnEi4nO5wantcJ1tBL2edtvxcn-dwVwuL9rVQWrOwEyJ4JUp2pUxAK51t_3YOxN5tSlVdNFe9UrqA3jtwyuDmQE7R6F-Sbjt8qy4WOTxRchn8lqE5l63qk4A_i/s1600-h/dodgeball.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 195px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiptq-ULJGaLcOXswH5i2JnEi4nO5wantcJ1tBL2edtvxcn-dwVwuL9rVQWrOwEyJ4JUp2pUxAK51t_3YOxN5tSlVdNFe9UrqA3jtwyuDmQE7R6F-Sbjt8qy4WOTxRchn8lqE5l63qk4A_i/s200/dodgeball.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322492351772082514" border="0" /></a>
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GYM – NIGHT</p> <p style="font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal">The place is packed with 20 to 30 somethings trying to recapture a bit of their childhood by playing dodgeball.<span style=""> </span>It’s hot, sweaty, and bursting with a shared enthusiasm like none other.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia;" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill stands on the sidelines watching the current game.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">STAIRMASTER (O.S.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">Is this a league?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;">O’Neill turns around to find—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;">STAIRMASTER.<span style=""> </span>Fit, toned, and decked out head to toe in Nike Swoohes.<span style=""> </span>She’s the epitome of a gym rat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />Yup. <span style=""> </span>We play here every Monday night.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">STAIRMASTER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">(skeptical)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">Competitive dodgeball? Really?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><i style="">No. <span style=""> </span>Actually we’re an anger management group.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">Yeah I know.<span style=""> </span>Most people find it hard to believe.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">STAIRMASTER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">So it’s like the movie?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><i style="">Oh totally.<span style=""> </span>The wrench round is next.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">Kinda.<span style=""> </span>Minus Ben Stiller and the spandex.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">You should give it a try.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;">Stairmaster chuckles and surveys the game.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">STAIRMASTER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">I dunno.<span style=""> </span>Looks pretty intense.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">Nah, it’s not that bad.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">STAIRMASTER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">I guess getting hit in the body wouldn’t hurt.<span style=""> </span>But a ball to the face?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><i style="">So many jokes…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">Well head shots are very few and far—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;">WHACK!<span style=""> </span>O’Neill gets blindsided in the face by a rouge dodgeball.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; font-style: italic;" align="center">INNER O’NEILL</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-style: italic;">Irony. Party of one...</span>
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-58622340672276562942009-04-05T05:31:00.000-07:002009-04-05T05:40:17.033-07:00On Next Week's Episode...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBM7n38VPYSCJjpgNp5tdZuZrvGwR9yTsPLNAtA0yTLJxgdfgBMq09ZlcIVVnpgDUWaI_l4Pl1KebinbIz506zdDM45LEAtFFRXXh4MWN1mHjlNGPVunoz8oavc1e_Cub6SPX6P04qpt_z/s1600-h/parking3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBM7n38VPYSCJjpgNp5tdZuZrvGwR9yTsPLNAtA0yTLJxgdfgBMq09ZlcIVVnpgDUWaI_l4Pl1KebinbIz506zdDM45LEAtFFRXXh4MWN1mHjlNGPVunoz8oavc1e_Cub6SPX6P04qpt_z/s200/parking3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321185491603039858" border="0" /></a>
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mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" face="georgia" class="MsoNormal">Let me set the scene for you…</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">INT.<span style=""> </span>WAITING ROOM, DOCTOR’S OFFICE – DAY</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Desolately sterile, over-powering fluorescent lighting, and jammed packed with back spasm inducing furniture. </p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill is camped out in the corner fully immersed in her iPod and crossword.</p>
<br /> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">GABBER (O.S.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">(into phone)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Frankie, are you even listening?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">Enter GABBER. Gum-smacking, Louie Vinton-toting, Staten Islander who glued to her cell phone.<span style=""> </span>She doesn’t know the meaning of personal space or TMI.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gabber parks herself directly next to O’Neill.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Really?<span style=""> </span>Fifty free seats and you feel the need to sit directly next to me?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">GABBER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Angela did it!<span style=""> </span>That skanky, whale-tail sportin’, herpes spreadin’, bitch.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill can’t help but do a slight double take at that sentence.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">And the inappropriate award goes to…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">GABBER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">And then get this.<span style=""> </span>She’s tryin’ to deny the whole fuckin’ thing. Says she’s never even heard of Crazy Eights. But both Vinny and Chucky told me they saw her there on Sat night. <span style=""> </span>With Tony.<span style=""> </span>My Tony!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I told ya she was gonna do it! I told ya.<span style=""> </span>But did ya listen?
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Apparently not….<span style=""> </span>But now I am.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill casually slips her earphones off.
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">GABBER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(mockingly)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Angela’s sweet, Vicky. Let’s hang with her, Vicky.<span style=""> </span>She’s an angel, Vicky!<span style=""> </span>I don’t know any freaking angels who goes down on other people’s boyfriends!</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I’m gonna call my uncle.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Uncle? Cheating’s a family affair?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">GABBER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">No.<span style=""> </span>I’m gonna call him, Frankie… I don’t care what think…. He took care of everything last time… Even got rid of that hoebag’s car.<span style=""> </span>Cops never found nuthin’.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill’s eyes widen a bit.<span style=""> </span>She carefully shifts towards Gabber.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">GABBER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">He’s already met her too. At that BBQ at my cousin Jimmy’s place. So she won’t be suspecting nuthin’.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause) </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I was thinkin’ off the Hudson maybe? My uncle is always sayin’ that that river’s like a big black hole.<span style=""> </span>Nuthin’ can be found that goes in there.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Sweet Jesus.<span style=""> </span>Angela’s gonna sleep with the fishes!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">GABBER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I dunno.<span style=""> </span>Not like anyone’s gonna miss that skank anyways… No one missed Cindy, remember?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />This is way better than the Sopranos.
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<br /><i style=""><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A clipboard wielding NURSE enters and survey’s the waiting room.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NURSE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’Neill?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Shit!<span style=""> </span>No.<span style=""> </span>This is just getting good!<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NURSE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’Neill?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill looks up at the Nurse and flashes a “please let me at least get to the commercial break” smile.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Can you come back in five?</p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-51357416089390645992009-03-30T06:49:00.000-07:002009-03-30T06:54:01.302-07:00Reality Binge...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQiCFd0wLpw9iiSkMWphFkGnbvHZdwMGtFJ_WPzgkjoK12zaak-MPyzxIm7ajbl1oUhw37xeFXeezQsauyhJm3jsmJjzJsXqJnN2w_VXaDAs2g2DGrLwxAQ65eaDowhnI8-5g2z5RVwgsG/s1600-h/vh1s-i-love-money-logo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 163px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQiCFd0wLpw9iiSkMWphFkGnbvHZdwMGtFJ_WPzgkjoK12zaak-MPyzxIm7ajbl1oUhw37xeFXeezQsauyhJm3jsmJjzJsXqJnN2w_VXaDAs2g2DGrLwxAQ65eaDowhnI8-5g2z5RVwgsG/s200/vh1s-i-love-money-logo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318978173612808834" border="0" /></a>
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mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Let me set the scene for you…</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">INT. LIVING ROOM – AFTERNOON</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill and Yellow Tail are sprawled out on the couches in their pajamas mid bad tv marathon.<span style=""> </span>It’s your typical rainy Saturday afternoon.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Mind if I change it?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">But it’s the haunted house cake competition.<span style=""> </span>They're seconds away from moving an 8ft devils food zombie!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sure.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Yellow Tail snatches up the remote and flips to VH1.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Ever watch I Love Money?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Um…</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You’ll love it.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill stares at the TV in a mixture of confusion and slight horror.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">ON TV</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Two girls in chicken suits dig through a vat of mud for over-sized egg shaped nerf balls.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Love’s not the word I would use…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">It’s um…</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I know it looks a little crazy.<span style=""> </span>But it’s great tv.<span style=""> </span>Trust me.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Great TV?<span style=""> </span>Really?<span style=""> </span>I guess I missed I Love Money winning an Emmy last year.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">It’s definitely not as good as Rock of Love or I love New York.<span style=""> </span>But it’s good.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />You know we have 300 plus channels, right?<span style=""> </span>A little Discovery channel or TLC never hurt anyone.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Did you watch I Love New York?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Of course!<span style=""> </span>I have the complete boxset.<span style=""> </span>It was in the welcome basket when I join Mensa.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Nope.
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You know who New York is? She was on Flavor of Love.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Why doesn’t VH1 just rename itself VHLove?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Gotchya.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You watch any reality TV?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />Not really.<span style=""> </span>Battlestar and Lost are more of my speed.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Yellow Tail shoots O’Neill an “I’m silently judging your taste in tv” look.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Battlestar?<span style=""> </span>Interesting…</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
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<br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Don’t fraking judge my guilt pleasures and I won’t judge yours.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-67135678702627728772009-03-26T08:44:00.000-07:002009-03-26T08:59:30.062-07:00Sounds Like...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK1_q0BHEmP6Ii4mxkZQKWnObgz8fMiF5-G25ZR17nU0b8UkoJXgjvmnVZ85SOWEWCxDJSUZt4N0XeW5gXnPJLoLf0ByU-bo2lXnTQgXJ_7bCzWW3lawqShv7pJPrqDAi16XgoK9Dp2vkh/s1600-h/atom-01-l.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 152px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK1_q0BHEmP6Ii4mxkZQKWnObgz8fMiF5-G25ZR17nU0b8UkoJXgjvmnVZ85SOWEWCxDJSUZt4N0XeW5gXnPJLoLf0ByU-bo2lXnTQgXJ_7bCzWW3lawqShv7pJPrqDAi16XgoK9Dp2vkh/s200/atom-01-l.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317525202923867346" border="0" /></a>
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CAB – AFTERNOON</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Rush hour New York City.<span style=""> </span>A place where braking, right aways, and turn signals are unheard of.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill flings herself into the back seat trying to juggle her messenger bag, gym bag, coat, and cell phone.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">7<sup>th</sup> and Houston please.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MUMBLES
<br />House tree?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Houston we have a problem…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Houston.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Mumbles vigorously shakes his head and then stomps on gas sending O’Neill tumbling across the backseat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />I don’t remember saying step on it…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill gets her bearings, goes to reach for her earphones, and—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MUMBLES</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">So much bat trick.<span style=""> </span>Bat trick.<span style=""> </span>Bat trick.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A quizzical look sweeps across O’Neill’s face.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />Excuse me?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MUMBLES</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Bat trick.<span style=""> </span>So many bars.<span style=""> </span>Many many bars.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Bars? Either he happens to be the spokes person for Betty Fords or is inventing a new language for the hell of it.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Mumbles stares at O’Neill in the rear view mirror eagerly awaiting a response.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(unsure)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah… So many….</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MUMBLES</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Such bad rye verts too.<span style=""> </span>Very, very bad.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">I’ll take indecipherable English for $500, Alex.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(to herself)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Rye verts… Rye verts…</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Drivers!</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MUMBLES</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yes!<span style=""> </span>Rye verts.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah.<span style=""> </span>New York’s known for them.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MUMBLES</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">So many back tis rents.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Ok, O’Neill, time to put your puzzle solving skills to use…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />Back… Acts… Acts tis… Accidents?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MUMBLES</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yes. So so many.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Mumbles hangs a hard left, cuts across four lanes of traffic, and pulls up only millimeters from the curb.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MUMBLES</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">7<sup>th</sup> and House tree.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill gathers her belongs and hands Mumbles a ten.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Thanks.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Next time I’m bringing a translator.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-82123599191306904802009-03-22T07:54:00.000-07:002009-03-22T08:03:56.186-07:00Blue Eyes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgLcIHqOvpiDAmdNZWm8UuFEvajs-yUxthS1SBnxNfYokRCnRnRUFcC6OQJXXx6OLrUFHoP_K5vNMdU71_Mpw5gU1UFp6aJoUtdg7c8aV2IOFr4JpcSekfchv4QooHw9IF-1sIovhKoMQK/s1600-h/Mens561small.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 185px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgLcIHqOvpiDAmdNZWm8UuFEvajs-yUxthS1SBnxNfYokRCnRnRUFcC6OQJXXx6OLrUFHoP_K5vNMdU71_Mpw5gU1UFp6aJoUtdg7c8aV2IOFr4JpcSekfchv4QooHw9IF-1sIovhKoMQK/s200/Mens561small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316027011737519298" border="0" /></a>
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AMERICAN EAGLE – DAY</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Vintage cut polos. Frayed jeans.<span style=""> </span>Cargo shorts.<span style=""> </span>Simply an endless array of lesbian wardrobe staples.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill ogles the rainbow of polos before her.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">I don’t need another polo. Yes, I want one... I want more than one.<span style=""> </span>But I don’t NEED one.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill starts to walk away, stops, and then doubles back.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Who am I kidding?<span style=""> </span>I gonna get the polo.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">KEGGERS spots O’Neill looking at the polos and sidles up next to her.<span style=""> </span>Dressed head to toe in American Eagle, he appears as if he’s just stepped out of an storefront ad.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Can I help you with something?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Actually, yeah.<span style=""> </span>Can you get me that polo?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">The navy one?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah.<span style=""> </span>Thanks.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What size does he wear?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Wait a minute…<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">He?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Your boyfriend.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill fights the urge to burst out laughing.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(confused)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Everything ok?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Oh this is gonna be fun.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sorry. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah. My boyfriend. Um… I think he’s a small.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You sure about that?<span style=""> </span>That’s pretty tiny for a guy.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">That’s cause it’s not for a guy.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What’s he look like?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">6’1. Kinda lengthy.<span style=""> </span>Broad shoulders.<span style=""> </span>Bright blue eyes—</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">…Is completely imaginary.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Blue eyes?<span style=""> </span>You definitely shouldn’t go with navy.<span style=""> </span>Try yellow.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Um… translucently pale here.<span style=""> </span>Yellows are avoided at all cost. <o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Actually—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Kegger grabs a yellow polo off of the shelf and hands it to O’Neill.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Trust me.<span style=""> </span>Yellow brings out blue eyes.<span style=""> </span>Like yours.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause) </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Anyone ever tell you you’ve got killer blue eyes?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Really?<span style=""> </span>Hitting on me?<span style=""> </span>Buddy, we’re wearing the same exact jeans! Need a bigger hint?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Kegger reaches into his pocket and pulls out a scrap of paper and a pen.<span style=""> </span>He scribbles down a number.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">KEGGER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Listen, I don’t normally do this but if things ever go south with your boy give me a call.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill looks at the digits as a devilish smile crawls across her face.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Time to go in for the kill…<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Thanks. You’re adorable.<span style=""> </span>Really.<span style=""> </span>But you’re not my type.<span style=""> </span>My boyfriend, though, absolutely loves frat boys.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Quick question.<span style=""> </span>You a top or a bottom?</p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-66949280373131893642009-03-19T06:44:00.000-07:002009-03-22T05:04:09.913-07:00Luck of the...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaOF_dG5qDLkB01OtEphKDo4-paQjRl3LJAndRuKpQmx_2eDGb5B7kFegm_JsPA8adgWuVMKcLsLZd38XJ8D0vnim7e_Z5IdzJwzpe-XZfRMESMGZQOaqsTWG6wDOW2qAPo5gfwI6NeRkA/s1600-h/shamrock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaOF_dG5qDLkB01OtEphKDo4-paQjRl3LJAndRuKpQmx_2eDGb5B7kFegm_JsPA8adgWuVMKcLsLZd38XJ8D0vnim7e_Z5IdzJwzpe-XZfRMESMGZQOaqsTWG6wDOW2qAPo5gfwI6NeRkA/s200/shamrock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314895687338359554" border="0" /></a>
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class="MsoNormal">INT. MCANNS – NIGHT</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal">Green as far as the eye can see.<span style=""> </span>Green shirts.<span style=""> </span>Green hats.<span style=""> </span>Green beer.<span style=""> </span>Clearly it’s not Valentine’s day.<span style=""> </span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill zig-zags her way through the semi-drunken crowd dodging jutting body parts while trying to jockey for bar place. <span style=""> </span>She moves left.<span style=""> </span>Then right.<span style=""> </span>Then—</p> <p face="georgia" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">WHAM!<span style=""> </span>O’Neill takes a random elbow to the kidney.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DRUNKEN BRUNETTE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">Oopises! </p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Oh don’t worry about it.<span style=""> </span>My pesky spleen was in the totally in your way. <o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">No problem.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill spots a fee space at the bar and wedges herself in.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Finally! Who needs the gym when one can break a sweat while trying to get a beer?<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The Bartender migrates down towards O’Neill’s end of the bar.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Can I get a—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">He walks right on by completely ignoring her.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">--Or not.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SKIPPER (O.S.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Geez.<span style=""> </span>This is ridiculous.
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Enter SKIPPER.<span style=""> </span>Blonde and bubbly in a compact package.<span style=""> </span>All she’s missing are Barbie and Ken by her side.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SKIPPER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">How long have you been waiting?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Not too long. Maybe five, ten.<span style=""> </span>What do you want?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SKIPPER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Johnny Walker Black.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">When did Skipper come with an iron liver?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">
<br /></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The Bartender approaches again.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(To the Bartender)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Any chance can we get a—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">He ignores O’Neill once again.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Ladies and Gentlemen tonight Helen Keller will be manning the bar.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SKIPPER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Seriously?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah.<span style=""> </span>He’s not the most responsive.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SKIPPER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Let me take a stab at it. What do you want?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">A Stella?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Skipper shoots O’Neill a dubious look.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Automatic two cool point deduction.
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SKIPPER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Alright. One Stella coming up.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(to the Bartender)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Hey! We need—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The Bartender doesn’t even turn in Skipper’s direction.<span style=""> </span>Instead he concentrates on the girl a few feet down.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I think we might have better odds if we serve ourselves.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SKIPPER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Seriously. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Hold this.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Skipper thrusts her purse into O’Neill’s chest.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">What the—</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Suddenly, Skipper props herself up on the bar, leans forward, and proceeds to grab hold of the Bartender by his shamrock encrusted tie.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill’s eyes widen in a mixture of fear and shear disbelief.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SKIPPER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(to Bartender)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Listen Jackass.<span style=""> </span>We’ve been waiting way too long.<span style=""> </span>So stop freaking playing dumb and do your job.<span style=""> </span>A Stella and a Johnny Walker Black.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Holy roid-rage Skipper!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Skipper lets the Bartender go and turns back to O’Neill.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SKIPPER</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Now let’s see him ignore us.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Remind me never to get on your bad side.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-74724742970832111182009-03-13T14:01:00.000-07:002009-03-13T14:05:30.857-07:00One More Thing...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbOQhfiwmzyOnie1-2PjiEmqu_q5gIcVmmm-UDohwicyzF-RYdzDQ8Fvjes1ZtT5iQekPMYSJsjUmvmAh32lhkwnIA08041jMyudt5nZRCKDAK7LDFaskTr6wnoj9x4OJnBdgehQ5MuWSw/s1600-h/Boardroom_Lg.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 159px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbOQhfiwmzyOnie1-2PjiEmqu_q5gIcVmmm-UDohwicyzF-RYdzDQ8Fvjes1ZtT5iQekPMYSJsjUmvmAh32lhkwnIA08041jMyudt5nZRCKDAK7LDFaskTr6wnoj9x4OJnBdgehQ5MuWSw/s200/Boardroom_Lg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312780994377015826" border="0" /></a>
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CONFERENCE ROOM – AFTERNOON</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">White, sterile, and filled with people who would rather be getting a root canal than there.<span style=""> </span>Welcome to corporate America at 5:55pm on a Friday.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">MONOTONE paces back and forth in front of a wall-sized monitor.<span style=""> </span>Portly, clothes that are too tight in all the wrong places, and a voice that rivals Ben Stein, he is the last person that should be running a meeting.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’NEILL sits at the end of the table, head slump between her hands, longingly eyeing the door.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Five more minutes… Just five more…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">And what are they asking for it?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">2.5 mil with a back end of 12.5 percent.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Ok its 5:56. If he finishes droning in two minutes then that leaves me 20 to get downtown.<span style=""> </span>Totally doable.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">And when can they deliver it?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Dead silence.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’Neill?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Hiccups elbow O’Neill in the side as all eye fall upon her.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Huh?<span style=""> </span>Oh, six months.<span style=""> </span>Four if they double their team.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Shit.<span style=""> </span>Stay focused. Almost done.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Interesting.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Monotone stops pacing and checks his watch.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Alright.<span style=""> </span>How about we pick this back up on Monday?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Yes!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill starts to gather her papers in a mild “It’s Friday and Happy Hour is calling my name” state of euphoria.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">One more thing…</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">No!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What’s the status on the Jameson account?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sent the contract out this morning.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">The redlined one?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Redlined?
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I sent it this morning.<span style=""> </span>O’Neill was CCed.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A wave of exasperation washes over the room as everyone plops themselves back down in their chairs.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Are you kidding me?<span style=""> </span>Yes, let’s talk about outstanding contracts at 5:57pm on a Friday!<span style=""> </span>Because there’s absolutely no other better time to do so.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’Neill?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I didn’t receive it.
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You sure?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Of course.<span style=""> </span>I don’t know about you, but I chose to memorize all 345 of my daily e-mails.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Not 100%.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(irritated)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">So you’re telling me an unedited contract went to one of our biggest clients?!
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">I’m telling you that it’s 5:59pm and Guinness is calling my name.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Someone better fix this and fast.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(motioning to O’Neill)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">We’ve got it.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Panic sweeps across O’Neill’s face.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Excuse me?<span style=""> </span>We? What’s this “We” business?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">They’ll have it in two hours tops?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">MONOTONE</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Good.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Everyone starts to pack up and file out of the room leaving O’Neill and Hiccups behind.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill stares down Hiccups with a fiery “you better sleep with one eye open”<span style=""> </span>anger.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sorry.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Oh you are so the deadest Dude in dudes-ville!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(annoyed)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You owe me a drink.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Deal.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(to Hiccups)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Make that ten.</p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-5391957926989838282009-03-08T07:51:00.000-07:002009-03-08T07:58:29.898-07:00Killer Karma<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqdqDpaD8rsYirr2mYQfnWebgaAswBHh4vMBiFAlnwVbxhnV3gqQUtO1Gen9qgV7AjypStnUm1b9JVeFgucAWEBID9b2-8pehW3YaCMWSVMo-_MWBFJuMHLjIjI5mTSiHe2kuRQiX6hj_P/s1600-h/judy-oompa-loompa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqdqDpaD8rsYirr2mYQfnWebgaAswBHh4vMBiFAlnwVbxhnV3gqQUtO1Gen9qgV7AjypStnUm1b9JVeFgucAWEBID9b2-8pehW3YaCMWSVMo-_MWBFJuMHLjIjI5mTSiHe2kuRQiX6hj_P/s200/judy-oompa-loompa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310830396661018722" border="0" /></a>
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mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" face="georgia" class="MsoNormal">Let me set the scene for you…</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" face="georgia" class="MsoNormal">INT. CLUBHOUSE – NIGHT</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’NEILL and BK throw darts while pounding back beers.<span style=""> </span>Just another low key night.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Then what’d you say?</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Nothing.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Nothing?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(annoyed)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Nothing.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You know what I’m gonna say…</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Don’t.
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Fair enough.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill goes to retrieve the darts from the board.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Speaking of exes…</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill whips around and her face instantly contorts into pure abject horror.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Enter the DBAG.<span style=""> </span>A tall leggy brunette whose mane of curls bounces with each and every step she takes.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Ah.<span style=""> </span>The missing piece to the perfect night. Beer, darts, and the girl who sent my heart through a paper shredder.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’Neill!</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill attempts to force a smile.
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />(quietly)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Hey.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">BK chugs the rest of her beer and puts her arm around O’Neill’s shoulder.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">BK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Getting another. You gonna be ok?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">No!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Uh-huh.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">BK heads towards the bar leaving O’Neill alone with DBag.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Where’ve you been?
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Avoiding you like the plague.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Around.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Really? That’s strange. I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever. I was just saying that to Lex.<span style=""> </span>You know who’s been MIA lately… O’Neill.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You’ve met Lex right?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Guess Who the Dbag edition… Lex the roomie… co-worker… $20 hooker who hangs on your stoop?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">My girlfriend?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Nope.
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Really? She’s meeting me here in a few.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Fabulous.<span style=""> </span>Because it’s not enough for you to torture me. Let’s add your sex toy in the mix.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You’re gonna love her.<span style=""> </span>She’s smart, funny—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">LEX (O.S.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBag?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A slightly cross-eyed, Oompa Loompa-ish girl emerges from the crowd. This is the one and only LEX.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Hit every branch on the ugly tree?
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<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Hey sweetie.<span style=""> </span>This is O’Neill.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">LEX</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(uninterested) </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Hi</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(to DBag)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I texted you.<span style=""> </span>Twice.
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sorry. I was on the subway.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">LEX</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Well we’re not staying here. I want to go to Fat Cats.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Ok. Let’s just grab a beer here and then—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">LEX</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Did you even hear what I said?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">DBAG</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Fine. We’ll go to Fat Cats.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(to O’Neill)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sorry.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">No worries.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill watches as Lex storms off through the crowd with DBag following behind.<span style=""> </span>A satisfied smile crosses her lips.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Oh thank you Karma.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-91775350637040469142009-03-04T13:49:00.001-08:002009-03-08T07:51:07.453-07:00Four Letter Word<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuHmgfx6WmsnU2KmWbFCRzc3rXhnbYNDPr63SDvGBHhYjcDl4TmuE5HWRMpkalvGdxkf-qQXGqL325v3QjP5AIe5QMrsnayCOWmR1aQ2yKqvLOTcuJRH3az7lP8cOn8uuQuD9RNNSlU03B/s1600-h/crossword1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 160px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuHmgfx6WmsnU2KmWbFCRzc3rXhnbYNDPr63SDvGBHhYjcDl4TmuE5HWRMpkalvGdxkf-qQXGqL325v3QjP5AIe5QMrsnayCOWmR1aQ2yKqvLOTcuJRH3az7lP8cOn8uuQuD9RNNSlU03B/s200/crossword1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309453079627268738" border="0" /></a>
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BUS – MORNING</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal">Wall to wall commuters. Some standing. <span style=""> </span>Some sitting.<span style=""> </span>All fighting for every inch of personal space available.</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal">O’NEILL has carved out a small nook for herself against the bus window.<span style=""> </span>She’s lost within the pages of her crossword book.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER ONEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Nine letter word for flu-like illness… Pneumonia.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill starts to fill in the boxes but stops.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">P-N-U… No there’s an E in there… Damnit.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill flips to the back of her book and searches for the key.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NOSEY<span style=""> </span>(O.S.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Ah-hem.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Sensing that someone is looking over her shoulder, O’Neill glances up from the confines of her crossword book and comes face to face with…</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">NOSEY.<span style=""> </span>Pinch cheeks. Hair pulled back so tight that she has a constant surprised look plastered on her face.<span style=""> </span>Not a wrinkle to be found on her suit.<span style=""> </span>It’s clear that warm and friendly aren’t two words in her vocabulary.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NOSEY</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Sorry to bother you, but I had to ask… Why choose to do a crossword if all you’re going to do is cheat?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; text-align: left; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A quizzical look sweeps across O’Neill’s face.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Hold the phone… Did she really just say what I think she did?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Excuse me?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NOSEY</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You were looking up the answers, weren’t you?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah but—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NOSEY</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(interrupting)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Then that’s cheating.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">No that’s called being a bad speller.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Ma’am, I’m sorry, but I don’t see—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NOSEY</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Don’t call me Ma’am. Do I look like a Ma’am to you?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">INNER O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You look like a five letter word that rhymes with hitch.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">All I was doing was looking up how to spell pneumonia. Honestly, I don’t see how—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NOSEY</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">How do you not know how to spell pneumonia?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">How do you not know how to spell Mind Your Own Business?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">NOSEY</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(to herself)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Some people…</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;font-family:georgia;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Four letter word for the lady sitting next to me with a popsicle stick up her ass… C-U-N…</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-53091360513926477042009-02-28T17:41:00.000-08:002009-02-28T17:51:34.972-08:00Mr. Blackwell Knows Best<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJqu4sCHilgnuYlJowAqiaF9EFdV4VIDWPU4Ac6JTRdyPyVx4acLjO8QRxbOLvMoYf2c1M4zuBFJ_MXKNpVVeJbeGLh7-xgt1fF6YpW1SliXSmnJKKnXTZgj3nUANpz9tc9Jnw_u840LZJ/s1600-h/blackwell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 158px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJqu4sCHilgnuYlJowAqiaF9EFdV4VIDWPU4Ac6JTRdyPyVx4acLjO8QRxbOLvMoYf2c1M4zuBFJ_MXKNpVVeJbeGLh7-xgt1fF6YpW1SliXSmnJKKnXTZgj3nUANpz9tc9Jnw_u840LZJ/s200/blackwell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308028935772612962" border="0" /></a>
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255);" class="MsoNormal">INT. OFFICE – DAY</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">An endless labyrinth of cubicles each decked out in various levels of retro pop-culture knick-knacks. This is what happens when Corporate America collides with nerdom.<span style=""> </span></p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’NEILL and HICCUPS casually toss a nerf football back and forth in full blown procrastination mode.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: georgia;" align="center">I seriously just passed the hell out.<span style=""> </span>Totally dead to the world.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">No way.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I know.<span style=""> </span>Kinda pathetic.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Not at all, man. Sometimes we all need—</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK (O.S.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What’s you guys up to?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><span style=""> </span>INNER O’NEILL</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Just solving world peace.
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p>
<br /><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">THE FUNK bounces her way towards Hiccup and O’Neill trade mark stench trailing behind her.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">Hiccups immediately perks up.<span style=""> </span>He stops throwing the football and focuses all of his attention on The Funk.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Just shooting the shit. You?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Absolutely nothing.<span style=""> </span>It’s way too boring over there. Aaron’s sick and Max has been in a meeting for like forever. <span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Oh! Did you see the Golden Globes?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah.<span style=""> </span>My girlfriend lives for those shows.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(To O’Neill)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Did you?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />No, I—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(interrupting)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Why am I even asking? You so don’t watch those things.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Of course not.<span style=""> </span>I’ve got the womens sports only cable package.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">So Eva was wearing like the most amazing dress ever.<span style=""> </span>Floor length. Sheer black. <span style=""> </span>Swooping neckline.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sounds nice.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Beyond nice.<span style=""> </span>I think it was Vera Wong.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill does a quick double take.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Wong? Survey says… Wrong.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I’d kill for a Vera Wong. <span style=""> </span>She’s like an absolute genius.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Uh-huh.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL <o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">C’mon O’Neill. Fight the urge.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">And I totally have the shoulders to pull off a Wong too.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">There’s no need to correct her…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Wong loves to do a-lines and everyone knows you totally have to have narrow shoulders to make an a-line work.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(To O’Neill)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Like you’d never be able to wear a Wong.<span style=""> </span>Your shoulders are way too huge. You’ve got like man shoulders.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Oh hell’s no.
<br /></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">It’s Wang.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Wang.<span style=""> </span>It’s Vera Wang.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">It’s Wong. I think I would know. I actually wear dresses.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The Funk shoots a look at Hiccups for validation.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HICCUPS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Um… She’s actually right, dude. It’s Wang.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">THE FUNK</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(annoyed)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Whatever.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I’ve got work to do.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The Funk storms off in a huff and a small triumphant smirk crosses O’Neill’s face.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Score one for the dyke in hoodies with the broad shoulders.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-28330229975185264102009-02-25T05:57:00.000-08:002009-02-25T06:04:18.904-08:00It's in the Genes...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-KskhYZpAQ6VkyfWXljnoXJGjnPOaSau4cddJffx7m5jdwYYtq2FGQHWP6cbmGWX9ntjfbI4BAtNmCiMhyphenhyphenFbpgLC6qs2wcwVtVTN2SXXnZ98OX877CklFwz2SQk3gUjsC1Hmz-4_ueCka/s1600-h/beer_glass.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-KskhYZpAQ6VkyfWXljnoXJGjnPOaSau4cddJffx7m5jdwYYtq2FGQHWP6cbmGWX9ntjfbI4BAtNmCiMhyphenhyphenFbpgLC6qs2wcwVtVTN2SXXnZ98OX877CklFwz2SQk3gUjsC1Hmz-4_ueCka/s200/beer_glass.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306734581030758194" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: georgia;">Let me set the scene for you...</span>
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CHUCK N’ RALLY – DAY</p> <p face="georgia" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">An x-mas light encrusted frat bar, semi packed with a post-college, “I can still do keg stands on a weeknight” crowd.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’NEILL and POMS hang out in a back booth working their way through a basket of wings and beers.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Poms is the exact negative of O’Neill.<span style=""> </span>Double zero, manicure that matches the pedicure, and an “I live at the tanning salon” skin tone.<span style=""> </span>The only thing they happen to share is the same DNA.</p><p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You let him pay all night?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">POMS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sure.<span style=""> </span>Why not?<span style=""> </span>He offered.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">How are we related again?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">And you don’t see what’s wrong with that?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">POMS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">He offered.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Right.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">For starters, let’s talk genetics, shall we?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">POMS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I’m not gonna say no.<span style=""> </span>Do you know how much bottle service costs?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Both 100% Irish. Yet, you’re burnt sienna year around and I manage to turn into a lobster on an overcast day.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Did you at least tell him you weren’t interested?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">POMS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You kidding? Of course not.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">You can find the rhythm and dance to monks chanting and I look like I’m going into seizures.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">How’s that fair?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">POMS </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Who said anything about fair? Besides, it’s not like I’m gonna see him again.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">You live in Gucci and me in chucks and hoodies…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Right.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You want another round?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">POMS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sure.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill flags their waitress down and motions for another round.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">POMS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You seriously need to lighten up.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Me?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">POMS</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">I just don’t get it…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Their waitress comes over and places two Irish Car Bombs down in front of O’Neill and Poms. In perfect unison, they drop the shot in glass and chug the entire drink like two Betty Fords drop outs.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill looks over at Poms and can’t help but smirk.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
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LIVING ROOM – MORNING</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’NEILL<span style=""> </span>sprawls out on the couch, semi-buried under a mound of covers.<span style=""> </span>She mindlessly clicks through the channels trying to find something to watch.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL (O.S.) </p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I need an opinion.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sure.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Enter YELLOW TAIL.<span style=""> </span>Part Jolly Green Giant. Part mid-western housewife in training.<span style=""> </span>She's not only familiar with but has fully embraced the softer side of Sears.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Yellow Tail whips out a hideous green knitted concoction that vaguely resembles a shirt.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Just got it today.<span style=""> </span>Thoughts?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">I didn’t know Stevie Wonder designed clothes.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">It’s nice.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Not too dressy?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Dressy’s not the adjective I would use.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">For what?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Just dinner and drinks.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill shrugs her shoulders.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Very, very dimly lit bar?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I’m meeting up with this guy from accounting.<span style=""> </span>Too soon to get all worked up but I’d like to at least wow him a bit.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Well you’ll definitely wow him. That’s for sure<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">(Pause)<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Maybe the rest of the outfit will offset the puke green hue?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What else are you wearing?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Actually, I just got these jeans.<span style=""> </span>Hang on –</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Yellow Tail retreats back into her bedroom.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill stares at the green shirt for a moment or two, analyzing its seizure-inducing doily pattern.
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">That has to be the fugliest piece of clothing ever—</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Yellow Tail emerges from her bedroom and holds up a pair of tapered, flowered appliquéd mom jeans.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">YELLOW TAIL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Wow worthy, right?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >I stand corrected.</span><o:p></o:p></i></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-35285679007802826942009-02-19T08:17:00.000-08:002009-02-19T08:29:48.742-08:00Eight Ball Corner Pocket<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdTE6alhXM9h4u3vlYSneMe0dShAGRduXQOS1EiKa7mAmMXZiVgB4hPB40oyFCLsto4Z-GbM3rTef1dtL6AK3fFXWYVqlP-6F2LnkVuoZXHgXvi7Kwk4dzCiRU2cxWYDivAppjOrEzB5hyphenhyphen/s1600-h/billiards-main_Full.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdTE6alhXM9h4u3vlYSneMe0dShAGRduXQOS1EiKa7mAmMXZiVgB4hPB40oyFCLsto4Z-GbM3rTef1dtL6AK3fFXWYVqlP-6F2LnkVuoZXHgXvi7Kwk4dzCiRU2cxWYDivAppjOrEzB5hyphenhyphen/s200/billiards-main_Full.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304545026370105106" border="0" /></a>
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MCANNS – NIGHT</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">An old-school Irish pub where the bar flies are just as old as the jut box selections. </p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’NEILL and VET man the pool table, setting up for another game.<span style=""> </span>Vet racks while O’Neill chalks her cue.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Vet is the epitome of an ex-collegiate athlete. Track jacket.<span style=""> </span>Hair pulled back into a messy ponytail/ head band combo.<span style=""> </span>There’s no question she’s on a first name basis with her orthopedic surgeon.</p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">Vet finishes racking and O’Neill lines up to break.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Don’t think so.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’Neill</p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What?</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You can’t break.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Can too.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">Vet rolls her eyes and shakes her head.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(sarcastically)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Fine.<span style=""> </span>Be my guest, Hotshot.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Jesus.<span style=""> </span>I hate it when you call me that.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O’Neill shoots, misses the break, and completely scratches.</p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Instantly, Vet bursts out in uncontrollable laughter.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’Neill</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Don’t.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(laughing)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I didn’t say anything.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Vet lines up, shoots, and manages to sink three balls.<span style=""> </span>The perfect break.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Why do you have to be so good at everything?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Show off.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Uh-huh.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(pause)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You need to date a pool shark.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(sarcastically)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Oh really?
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah.<span style=""> </span>Or else I might just have to start dating you again. Someone needs to do something about your pool skills.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">What? Did you just say date? Confusion party of one…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Ha! I’m sure Kelly would love that.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Thrown off guard, Vet’s whole demeanor instantly changes. She misses her shot.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(quietly)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">We broke up.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL
<br />Oh. I…</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah. <span style=""> </span>Two months ago.
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<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You ok?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Vet forces a smile and shrugs her shoulders.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Eh… I’m fine.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Stop lying. I’ve known you for almost 15 years. I know that look… I’ve caused that look.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Timing’s a bitch.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">I’m never going to live down those words, am I?</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">But that’s what it boils down to, right? Timing.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">…It was more than that.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">You and I are prime examples of that.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">I’m sorry.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Yeah.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">A beat.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Vet surveys the table for a moment or two and looks back at O’Neill with a reassuring smirk.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">VET</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Shoot already, Hotshot. <span style=""> </span>Those balls aren’t going to scratch themselves.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Smartass.</p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-83781216622388961272009-02-16T06:02:00.000-08:002009-02-16T06:18:24.516-08:00One Ticket to Hell with a Side of Fries...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVL9ZbFjozPq6hLIzmgjlFVYnWWwn3-lWyvK72QHhKvG3qlyDmoqDp7ehi4xD9GmS8x4lo_k36ksUV89JMtfQO0xGFgcqwTjoKQsyblzhyphenhyphenqQsduxNhFkXkXG4psWhu8h9ydG8vnbiaTk-7/s1600-h/oldlady.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 192px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVL9ZbFjozPq6hLIzmgjlFVYnWWwn3-lWyvK72QHhKvG3qlyDmoqDp7ehi4xD9GmS8x4lo_k36ksUV89JMtfQO0xGFgcqwTjoKQsyblzhyphenhyphenqQsduxNhFkXkXG4psWhu8h9ydG8vnbiaTk-7/s200/oldlady.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303397619339273538" border="0" /></a>
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BURGER KING – MORNING<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">O’Neill waits in line in a “slightly hung over, wishing it was Friday but it’s really a Wednesday” morning stupor. <span style=""> </span>She’s only one person away from greasy goodness.</p><p style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="MsoNormal">
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<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">SHRUNK MASS OF WRINKLES shuffles her way towards the counter.<span style=""> </span>Floral printed house coat, stocking bunched up by her ankles, and over-sized glasses, she’s Mr. Magoo’s long lost wife.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CASHIER<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Can I take your order?</span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNK MASS OF WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(confused)<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
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<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=""> </span>O’Neill pops out her headphones in slight disbelief.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Oh no….</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNK MASS OF WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CASHIER<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Food?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">No, no, no…</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
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<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNK MASS OF WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(Interrupting)<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Do you sell coffee?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
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But you’ve gotta pick one or the other.
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<br /></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNKEN MASS OF WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Pick what?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Just order the freaking coffee lady.<span style=""> </span>Decaf or regular.<span style=""> </span>Doesn’t really make a difference.<span style=""> </span>It’s just coffee.</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CASHIER
<br />Listen Ma’am. You’re holding up the line.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Yes! Thank you!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNKEN MASS OF WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I don’t like your tone young man.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CASHIER<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">I’m just doing my job.
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<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNKEN MASS OF WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Then let me order a coffee.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CASHIER<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Decaf or regular?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNKEN MASS OR WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">What?</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">God damnit!<span style=""> </span>I’ll fly to Columbia, rent a burro, and pick the damn beans myself if you would just order already!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Without another word, the Cashier pours a coffee and plops it down on the counter.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CASHIER<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Here.<span style=""> </span>Take it.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNKEN MASS OF WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">But this isn’t—</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">CASHIER<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(interrupting)<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Next.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">Finally!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Shrunken Mass of Wrinkles scoops up the coffee, whips around, and bumps indirectly into O’Neill. She drops her purse.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNKEN MASS OF WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Sorry dear.
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<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=""> </span>Instinctively, O’Neill reaches down and hands the purse back to the Shrunk Mass of Wrinkles.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">That’s ok.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">SHRUNKEN MASS OF WRINKLES<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">(smiling)<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Patience and thoughtfulness. Two rare virtues now of days.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">Thanks.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">
<br /><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><i style="">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style=";font-family:";" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" >Oh I’m so going to hell…</span><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-56907967142580008702009-02-12T18:11:00.000-08:002009-02-12T18:39:19.451-08:00Pint Sized Wisdom<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1ivSy2ghMFzGtHyj0So2AyIM5fTgRV4HrNpwsr9mrUjvkF8ogfrZU3m_OmTD5teefhbiFtrEJOj2YzPQzjAnjlE74OH_4OtAeGQ0dKn_hx3e0bzbecNjuH9yeQXnCGwGWY0QZYZujJ_n3/s1600-h/wingswand.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 146px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1ivSy2ghMFzGtHyj0So2AyIM5fTgRV4HrNpwsr9mrUjvkF8ogfrZU3m_OmTD5teefhbiFtrEJOj2YzPQzjAnjlE74OH_4OtAeGQ0dKn_hx3e0bzbecNjuH9yeQXnCGwGWY0QZYZujJ_n3/s200/wingswand.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302104370596748386" border="0" /></a>
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SIDEWALK - EVENING
<br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >A sprawling cookie-cutter condo community where every last detail down to the height of the hedges has been planned out. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill trudges up the hill Crackberry in one hand and iPod in the other.<span style=""> </span>The overly-exhausted look on her face says it all… it’s been beyond a long day.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">Okay. If I can manage to chuck my stuff as soon as I walk in the door then maybe I can make it to Rite Aide in time… No. Wait. Shit. They close in 15… I’ll do it tomorrow… No. Can’t do that.<span style=""> </span>I’m supposed to…</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Pip-Squeak (V.O.)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Jarred out of the confines of her own thoughts, O’Neill glances up to see Pip-Squeak bouncing towards her.<span style=""> </span>A pig-tail clad kindergartner decked out in a Cinderella costume, she’s the definition of cuteness.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Hey there.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >PIP-SQUEAK<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Where’ve you been?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Work.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >PIP-SQUEAK<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >You’re always working.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">Wow.<span style=""> </span>I think you just might be channeling my mother.</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >PIP-SQUEAK<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Wanna play princess?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Sorry Kiddo, not tonight.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >PIP-SQUEAK<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Why?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">Because I’ve been going non-stop since 6 am, have nothing but caffeine and Oreos in my system, and if I don’t tackle my mountain of dirty clothes I will be going naked to work tomorrow.</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Just can’t.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >PIP-SQUEAK<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Why?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill glances longingly at her front door and then gives Pip-Squeak a quick shrug.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >I’m tired.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >PIP-SQUEAK<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >We’ve got nap time at school. We lay down and then Miss Rachel tells us to be really, really quiet and then Ben cries.<span style=""> </span>He’s afraid of the dark.<span style=""> </span>But I’m not. I’m a big girl.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >(pause)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Do you have nap time?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">Call it a hunch but I think people would notice if I tried to pull a George Costanza in my cubicle.
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<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Afraid not.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >PIP-SQUEAK<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Really?<span style=""> </span>That sounds boring. When I grow up I’m gonna be a princess.<span style=""> </span>Not a pretend one. A real one. And I’m gonna live in a castle and have horses and tons of dresses and even a big big pond.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >(pause)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >What are you gonna be when you grow up?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill ponders this for a moment as a smile crawls across her face.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; font-family: georgia; text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">O'NEILL</span>
<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Honestly, Kiddo, I don't know.</span>
<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:12;" ><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ></span><o:p></o:p></span></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-91953787405582085222009-02-10T19:04:00.000-08:002009-02-10T19:25:31.053-08:00My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7mutVeRRf5Jsvjw355r697sWHxu5DAcK0Gc_x5VXg3fnHhXqPjIW0_hn9JhGV9QzEw0Z9bziTOLBjWHpPoJIXpBYArqM8aXns2eaZqMlVArvrO3aGUBLYOPsm18IgvUODyQV4dyDy5Z_-/s1600-h/180px-Annie_Wilkes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 145px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7mutVeRRf5Jsvjw355r697sWHxu5DAcK0Gc_x5VXg3fnHhXqPjIW0_hn9JhGV9QzEw0Z9bziTOLBjWHpPoJIXpBYArqM8aXns2eaZqMlVArvrO3aGUBLYOPsm18IgvUODyQV4dyDy5Z_-/s200/180px-Annie_Wilkes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301374093452652002" border="0" /></a>
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THE CLUBHOUSE – NIGHT<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >A hole in the wall corner bar where the clientele is just as eclectic as the decor.<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL hangs out in the corner perfecting the art of people watching while BK and HOT POTATO get up close and personal with each other.<span style=""> </span>They maneuver like drunken twister players completely oblivious of everything go on around them.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >A beat.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >BANG! O’Neill’ is knocked off balance by BK’s elbow.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">And the part of the third wheel tonight will be played by…<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >You two need another drink?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >BK and Hot Potato simultaneously thrust their empty beer bottles in O’Neill’s direction without coming up for air.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >I’ll take that as a yes.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill parts her way through the crowd and squeezes into an open spot at the bar.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >A beat.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA (V.O.)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >It is normally this packed?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill tilts her head to the side and notices—<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA. Part Annie Wilkes, part feline patterned sweater lover, she’s clearly a fish out of water.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">Of all the girls in this place…<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill tries to produce a friendly smile.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >This isn’t too bad.<span style=""> </span>You should see it on a Friday night.<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >So Friday’s popular here?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Friday’s popular everywhere.<span style=""> </span>But yeah.<span style=""> </span>It’s a cluster fuck after 11.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Good to know. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >(Pause)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Those your friends?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill glances back at BK and Hot Potato.<span style=""> </span>They’re still in the throws of tonsil hockey over-time.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >(Laughing)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Afraid so.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >They’re cute.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL
<br />Yeah. They do kinda make a cute—<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >(interrupting)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >No.<span style=""> </span>I said you’re cute.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill’s eyes instantly widen.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">Danger Will Lesbian, Danger!<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL
<br />Excuse me?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA
<br />You’re adorable.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >(panicking)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >I’ve got a girlfriend.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Girlfriend?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">Girlfriend?! That’s news to me.<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" ><span style=""> </span>O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Yup. Girlfriend.<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Oh really? Where is she?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">Abort! Abort!<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’Neill’s desperately scans the bar grasping at straws.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Out of town?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >North Dakota inches closer to O’Neill like a predator stalking her prey.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >NORTH DAKOTA<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Guess it’s my lucky night.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">INNER O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;">*#(%! For the love of god… Think O’Neill, think!<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >(quickly)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >I’m flattered.<span style=""> </span>Really, I am.<span style=""> </span>But my girlfriend.<span style=""> </span>The one’s that’s out of town.<span style=""> </span>She’s the super jealous type.<span style=""> </span>Like back her SUV over anyone who even looks at me for too long type of jealous. And you seem like a person that really values the use of her lower limbs. So thanks again for the compliment.<span style=""> </span>Really.<span style=""> </span>But I’m off the market.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Before North Dakota can utter a single word, O’Neill snatches up the beers and books it back to the comforting confines of the corner.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Jesus.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >Noticing O’Neill’s shaken state, BK surfaces. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:100%;" >BK</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">What's Wrong?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">INNER O'NEILL</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Oh just re-evaluating life long celibacy.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">
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<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">Don't ask.</span>
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<br /><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:12;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:12;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899381363271210823.post-19478004840722810312009-02-08T18:44:00.000-08:002009-02-08T18:57:51.077-08:00Vodka Martini with a Splash of Embarrassment<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBozzPurmFwx6t8pwnzgrLRc1kbdRJnP0C2AOKAi8e6RDTx-9M_nEtgQkKdRFurlOqiKgG2HxKfMiB6jIrQLVv4UdlI32DAjbb-0UBYe6309uzyFZ1V1CFN2-iM91zHPvCVte4uiAw1tzh/s1600-h/2288776545_07e9d5e5a5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBozzPurmFwx6t8pwnzgrLRc1kbdRJnP0C2AOKAi8e6RDTx-9M_nEtgQkKdRFurlOqiKgG2HxKfMiB6jIrQLVv4UdlI32DAjbb-0UBYe6309uzyFZ1V1CFN2-iM91zHPvCVte4uiAw1tzh/s200/2288776545_07e9d5e5a5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300624759815327986" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">
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<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">INT. LOUNGE – NIGHT</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
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<br /></p><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: left;font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-align: left;font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: left;font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">SHORTIE and O’NEILL nurse their hard-to-pronounce, over-priced beers while trying to blend in.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: left;font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Remind me why we’re here again?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">SHORTIE</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">So we can see first hand how little our former bunkmates have changed.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=""> </span>O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Right.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">SHORTIE<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Plus, we could use a good laugh.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=""> </span>O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Amen to that.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">They toast and share a devilish smirk that only years of debauchery can produce.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">A beat.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Enter the HERD OF LITTLE BLACK DRESSES. Tall Dress… Curly Dress… Chesty Dress… and bringing up the rear… Sloppy Drunk Dress.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">CHESTY DRESS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Oh my god! Shortie?!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The herd immediately swoops in engulfing Shortie in a round of customary air kiss/fake hug combos.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Then, with force smiles and an air of obligation, they turn towards O’NEILL and give a curt nod of acknowledgment.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i>INNER O’NEILL</i></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i>Wow. It only took you 3.6 seconds to make me feel like that awkward 16-year-old all over again. Kudos ladies!</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=""> </span>O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">(quietly)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Hi.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The herd forms a semi circle around Shortie completely blocking O’Neill out.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i>INNER O’NEILL</i></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i>Oh, don’t mind me. I’ll just stare at your backs.</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">A beat.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: left; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Suddenly, Sloppy Drunk Dress whips around teetering on her heels as she does. She’s got nothing but Grey Goose running through her veins.
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: left; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">SLOPPY DRUNK DRESS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Hey! I didn’t see you standing there. Did you just get here?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Nope. I came with Shortie.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">SLOPPY DRUNK DRESS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">(laughing)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Bert and Ernie.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">More Batman and Robin.<span style=""> </span>But yeah.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">SLOPPY DRUNK DRESS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">So what’ve you been up to?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i>INNER O’NEILL</i></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i>Me? Oh, I’ve just been working, dating, drug smuggling… You know the usual.</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=""> </span>O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Not much. How about—</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">SLOPPY DRUNK DRESS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">(Interrupting)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Tons!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Sloppy Drunk Dress thrusts her hand into O’Neill’s face, flashing her golf ball sized rock.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">SLOPPY DRUNK DRESS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">15 carat. Princess cut. Isn’t it gorgeous? The wedding’s in March.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i>INNER O’NEILL</i></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i>Looks like you bagged a rich one. Good. At least he’ll be able to afford Betty Fords.</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=""> </span>O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Mazel Tov.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">SLOPPY DRUNK DRESS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Thanks! I’m like soooo excited. Are you dating anyone?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style=""> </span>O’NEILL<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Not really. I was sorta seeing this girl but…</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Sloppy Drunk Dress’ eyes widen with a flash of sudden sobriety.
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<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">SLOPPY DRUNK DRESS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">(yelling)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Oh. My. God.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Sloppy Drunk Dress whips back around toward the herd.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">SLOPPY DRUNK DRESS<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;">Hey! Did you guys know O’Neill’s a lesbian?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center">
<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;">A look of abject horror sweeps across O’Neill’s face as all eyes fall upon her.
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<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" face="georgia" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:georgia;" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i>INNER O’NEILL</i></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i face="georgia">I’ll take most embarrassing ways one can be outed for $500, Alex.</i></span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" > <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--> <!--[endif]--></span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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ELEVATOR - MORNING<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >O’NEILL stumbles her way into the empty elevator in a pre-caffeinated daze. She chugs her iced coffee silently praying for it to do the trick.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >The elevator door starts to close and—<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >THE FUNK (O.S.)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >Wait!!!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >A hand juts in between the door.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >Enter THE FUNK. A twig like waif in over-priced designer clothes, greasy hair, and an odor that says “I have yet to discover the wonders of deodorant and soap”. She’s Milan and Skid row all rolled into one.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >O’Neill catches a strong whiff and her eyes instantly pop open. If she wasn’t awake before, she is now.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >THE FUNK
<br />Hey! I thought it was you. The sound of your ice coffee should totally be your calling card.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Speaking of calling cards…</span></i></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><span style=""> </span>O’NEILL
<br />Morning.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >THE FUNK
<br />You won't believe the morning I’ve had. My alarm didn’t go off. Like not at all. Nothing. I seriously got ready in like ten minutes. Ten minutes! I’m lucky my clothes match.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Yes, because matching your Gucci with your Prada is way more important than say something like… showering?</span></i></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >O’Neill flashes a polite, “please don’t make me have a real conversation this early in the morning” smile and chugs her coffee a little bit faster. Her eyes aimlessly wander down towards The Funk’s tank top and—<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Holy bustin’ bazookas, Batman! She’s free boobing it!</span></i></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >O’Neill instantly pulls her eyes away, trying desperately to stare at anything else.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >THE FUNK
<br />I’ve been late like four times in the last two month. But one of those times was so not my fault. The stupid security guard was giving me grief over forgetting my id.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><span style=""> </span>O’NEILL
<br />Uh-huh.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />Oh, I think I know something else you forgot. Starts with the letter B. Give your twins support… Ring any bells?</span></i></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >THE FUNK
<br />…And I need to leave early today too. God, this is so not my day.<o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size:100%;" > </span><div style="text-align: center; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size:100%;">O’NEILL
<br /></span></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" > (distracted)
<br />Uh-huh.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >Unable to fight the urge any longer, O’Neill’s eyes wander back to the tank top.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="">INNER O’NEILL
<br />They are way bigger than B’s… Maybe C’s? Big C’s. Or…</span></i></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >DING! The elevator door opens.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >THE FUNK
<br />Catch ya later!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: normal;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">O’NEILL</span> <span style="font-family:georgia;">Have a nice… D’s?</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:";" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> O'Neillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00180726984791868701noreply@blogger.com0